Episode 14: Thar Be Dragons Here

Alas, another week, another missing episode. But don't despair; the show is still being reworked and will relaunch soon in an exciting new format... video!

Episode 13: There Is No Episode 13

Sorry, no podcast this week. I had some good ideas, but thought, rather than rush them into an audio podcast, I'd do them justice and produce a video podcast for next week. So, stay tuned...

Also, instead of making a "best of" show, I figured since all 12 previous episodes are still available below, you, the listener, can go back and rediscover all your favorite parts from each past show, but start with episode 1, so they make sense, and another comma and clause for good measure makes this quite the run-on sentence.

Episode 12: Words That Sound Like Other Words

[intro]

This is the Michael Christopher Program I'm your host Michael Christopher.

[computer beeps and static]

This is the- [static] MODULATION. MODULATION.

THIS IS THE MICHAEL CHRISTOPHER PROGRAM. EPISODE 12. ON TODAY'S SHOW WE WILL WELCOME A SPECIAL GUEST. PROFESSOR OF BAD JOKES AT PAULY SHORE POLY-TECHNICAL INSTITUTE, DR. MICHAEL CHRISTOPHER.

Episode 11: Phone Calls and Auto Tune

[intro]

This is episode eleven of The Michael Christopher Program.

And to celebrate this commemorative eleventh episode we're issuing...

Episode 10: The Free Aerophones

[intro]

This is The Michael Christopher Program. I'm your host Michael Christopher.

You can follow The Michael Christopher Program on Twitter at twitter.com/mcprog

Avid listens of the program may recognize this week's intro from a segment on last week's show.

Episode 9: Just Different Enough

[intro]

Welcome everyone to The Michael Christopher Program.

I recently installed a new computer- a supercomputer in fact, with voice interface.

Let me start it up...

Episode 8: Secret Mystery Giveaway 2009

[intro: There Are No Cupcakes]

Indeed there are no cupcakes.

You're listening to The Michael Christopher Program.

Episode 7: To Be Announced

[80s drum intro]

No, it's not the 1980s again. That was just a beat I programmed into my drum machine.

Upcoming Guests...

 
The Hulk


 
Chuck Bentley Presents


 
An Electron Tube

Episode 6: Bugs & Drugs

[intro]

This is The Michael Christopher Program. Episode six.

On last week's episode, I had a lot of help from my brother Nathan, but he's not here this week, so I'll have to do it on my own.

[Cicada sounds]

Episode 5: That's Another Story

[intro: Window Tint by The Free Aerophones]

Welcome, everyone, to The Michael Christopher Program.

The Studio

 
"3 minutes 4 seconds, 3 minutes 7 seconds, 3 minutes 10 seconds, 3 minutes 13 seconds."

Episode 4: Bitterness

[intro]

And now, a shameless self-promotion.

[thunder sound effect]

Mark your calendars, straight down the middle!

Episode 3: Comedy Spotlight Talent Search Contest Winner

[drum intro]

This is the Michael Christopher Program. I'm your host Michael Christopher.

Before I start the show, I'd like to acknowledge the Comedy Spotlight Talent Search Contest winner...

Episode 2: The Kind You Twirl Around

[blues guitar riff]

Welcome everyone to the second episode of The Michael Christopher Program.
I'm your host Michael Christopher.

As we all know, summer is heating up... and soon it'll be party season.
I'd like to start off this week's show with a segment I'm calling:
Party Tips.

Episode 1: Basically

[intro music]

Hello everyone and welcome to The Michael Christopher Program.
A weekly podcast presented by me, Michael Christopher-Program.
...hence the title.